Mom: "Okay? Why?" He loves chips and salsa at home, so I thought he'd like it in his lunch at school.
Ben: "Because it's embarrassing. You can put chips, but don't put salsa because everyone kept asking me, 'What is that?'
Mom: "So just say, 'Haven't you ever seen salsa before?'"
Ben: "No, just don't put it in my lunch, okay?"
Okay, got it. I'm assuming this is just the beginning of many years to embarrass my kids!