"I was on the potty today, and then a fairy came and gave me some toilet paper!"
"I really wish I had a cousin named Hello Kitty. And a friend named Hello Kitty. A cousin AND a friend named Hello Kitty." She seemed so depressed while telling me this. And of course, she pronounced it more like Hello Titty.
She was in trouble and I was doing the classic "Get-in-here-before-I-count-to-three" disciplining tactic. She came running on "TWO" and asked, "But Mom, why can't you count like this instead? One, two, four?" Smart girl...she knows what happens on THREE.